December 12

Summary of the 2013 3/4 (Poem)

Very far down lies 3/4 and with all its teachers it’s a working galore.

If you dare approach its welcoming arms you were wrong as a man that hit his head with a frying pan.

 If you approach you shall never come back as it can eat your soul spit it out flat!

 The info it holds is too much to handle, it can’t even be held by one thousand sandals!

 But after one million downs ups will emerge and take you away,  to a camp far away.

 Very far down lies 3/4 and with all its fun it’s a happy galore.

December 5

A Day in the Life of a Rotting Corpse

A rotting corpse has a tight schedule of things to do. First it will rot and smell bad because it is slowly decomposing, rotting corpses will do this every day for 24 hours. Firstly a rotting corpse will rest lifelessly in a coffin or in the earth. Then a rotting corpse will rest lifelessly in a coffin or in the earth. After that on a very rare occassion a corpse will come out of its grave and starts eating peoples brains people call this a zombie. After a while a rotting corpse will rest lifelessly in a coffin or in the earth. Then the cycle will continue until the corpse rots away.

December 4

The Chicken That went Buk.

The Chicken went buk buk buk on the very first day. Then the Chicken went peck peck peck the very next day. And on the very next day the Chicken went Boom!

The Sheep went baa baa baa on the very first day. Then the Sheep went chomp chomp chomp the very next day. And on the very next day the Sheep went Boom!

The Cow went moo moo moo on the very first day. Then the Cow went munch munch munch the very next day. And on the very next day the Cow went Boom!

December 4

Letter From The Goldfields

Dear Mum and Dad,

I’ve been digging for one month. So far I’ve had no luck no luck. I’m thinking of leaving the goldfields nobody’s finding any gold anyway. I’m thinking o’ becoming a policeman, but miners say it’s a dirty duty. In the papers it says the government is desperate for police and the wage has flown to two pounds! And with a fortune I can live the luxury life in Melbourne like all desire.

Love from Mr Smith

Post. Script. You should come and work here as you could make a fortune!